stewdent hours

I got this in the mail:

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE..
Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) -means 30 days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days
Days left 81.
7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day????!!!!
Balance = 0

"How can a student pass ?????"